Thursday, November 5, 2009
Facial Lesions
So, after I return to Florida, I call the Ft Pierce VA clinic and they set me up with my Nurse Practitioner who agrees that it should be looked at closely. They schedule me to go to the West Palm VA Hospital for an appointment with a Dermatologist. He looks at it, removes it and says that he'll send it out for biopsy but he thinks its a wart. A week later, I get a call from a scheduler at the hospital who wants me to come in the next day for my surgery. Eh ah, what surgery are we talking about? He says "for your facial cancer". This is news to me but I've come to find that the professional staff at the clinic and hospitals are super, conscientious people who try to do an excellent job. The support staff are bureaucrats who think the VA owes them something and we should be happy that they even talk to us. Someone dropped the ball.
So I go to West Palm and met very nice Doctor Pat. She looks me over and then sets me on the table with the 3 big lights over it and proceeds to numb me and then cuts out around the incision that the dermatologist did. Now I think she removed a huge chunk of my face but Barb says "wow, I thought it would be bigger". What the hell, not her face. LOL
So now I have an incision closed by 5 stitches and it actually hurts - aches like a toothache for several hours.
Today they remove the stitches and I find that I have a clean bill of health. The "chunk" did indeed have malignant cancers cells in the center around where the first incision was made. The outer edges had no sign of bad cells so that means I'm safe for now. Good news for all concerned especially me!
Sunday, November 1, 2009
God twitters creation
God: Gosh its dark in here.
7 days ago
God: There thats better.
7 days ago
God: Hey guys im finally on twitter! Whats up?
7 days ago
God: guys?
7 days ago
God: oh right. i’m the only thing in existence, haha.
7 days ago
God: shut up i wasnt talking 2 you RT @Satan I TOO EXIST
7 days ago
God: BOOORREEDD with endless void gonna make some stuff
7 days ago
God: Hey look what I did today! Separated the darkness from the light. Universe looks like a black and white cookie.
7 days ago
God: I shall call the light day and the darkness Eileen.
7 days ago
God: Darkness doesnt look like an Eileen. Lets go with night
7 days ago
God: Also i created heaven & earth.
7 days ago
God: also i created apostrophes but im not gonna use them
7 days ago
God: thats enough creating for now. Catch ya tomorrow
7 days ago
God: RT @Satan: WHAT IS “TOMORROW”
7 days ago
God: oh i forgot 2 mention i created time too. Busy day.
7 days ago
God: kind of lame creating 2day. Created a firmament. Not sure what that is
6 days ago
God: OMme so much 2 do 2day you guys! Got to bring 4th land from the waters AND create plants and trees. What should i do first?!
5 days ago
God: should have done land first. plants sank
5 days ago
God: fixed! Trees now ON TOP of land.
5 days ago
God: sorry no tweets yesterday guys. Made the sun moon & stars. turned out 2 be more work than i expected. Theyre bigger than they look
3 days ago
God: another busy day. Made @beastsofthesea, @birdsoftheair, and best of all: @penguins. Those turned out so well.
3 days ago
God: made some more kinds of penguins.
3 days ago
God: Poll: What else should i make? a. beasts of the land b. creatures in my own image c. more penguins
2 days ago
God: Answer my poll!
2 days ago
God: maybe it was a mistake to create the internet b4 invention of computers
2 days ago
God: all right penguins it is. Yay!
2 days ago
God: oops. Penguins don’t like the desert.
2 days ago
God: or Indiana.
2 days ago
God: or the sky.
2 days ago
God: ill try the rainforest. Everything thrives in the rainforest.
2 days ago
God: Not penguins.
2 days ago
God: screw it. Made a bunch of other beasts of the land. Not as awesome as penguins but much less picky.
2 days ago
God: also created fake fossils and planted them in the ground 2 make the earth appear much older than it is. Just a little practical joke.
2 days ago
God: i need more followers.
2 days ago
God: #FollowFriday @adam @eve
2 days ago
God: @adam @eve I am the LORD your God who separated the light from the darkness. You shall have no other God before me for I am the LORD your Go
2 days ago
God: &#$%ing character limits. Point is, yay! I made you! Hi! Do what i say.
2 days ago
God: @adam: such as #noteatingapples.
2 days ago
God: @adam what do u mean why? Because im ur god and i said so.
2 days ago
God: @adam why r u bugging me about this? u can have all the mangoes u want and theyre way better.
2 days ago
God: @adam well youre just going to have to take my word for it.
2 days ago
God: @adam WHAT is ur DAMAGE with this apple thing? Eves not tweeting about apples. Shes just off – um –
2 days ago
God: @eve Hey!
2 days ago
God: @adam @eve: EPIC FAIL at #noteatingapples. Both of u r BANNED
2 days ago
God: so yesterday was really stressful. Im taking a break today. No more tweets til tomorrow.
1 day ago
God: Check it out, baby panda sneezing! http://tr.im/DsZ5 (took a break from my break to create YouTube.)
1 day ago